Huh?
Where am I?
Huh?!
Why the hell am I dressed like this?
Huh? A cat?
Is that you, Yoruichi?
chAngE
nabikanai nagasarenai yo
I won't give in. I won't be dragged away.
ima kanjiru koto ni sunao de itai no
I want to stay honest to the way I feel now.
chAngE
nando demo umarekawaru no
I will be reborn as many times as it takes.
kanashimi mo dakishimete
I'll take my sadness with me...
hashiridasu yo
...and run.
tanoshii uragiri ni atte
Sure, betrayal can be pleasurable...
torawarenai atashi ga koko ni iru no
But I stand right here - not giving in to temptation.
tarinai tsukinai nandatte
"Enough," "not enough," whatever.
motto hizumasete yo
Open your mind.
pataan kashita konna sekai ja
Living in this routine-laden world...
jibun ga dare nano ka wakaranakunaru
...is enough to make you forget who you are.
waku ni hamaritakunai wa
I don't want to be stereotyped...
kimetsukenaide yo
...so don't make assumptions about me.
michi naki michi wo yuku no
I'm going to blaze my own trail.
soko ni itatte matteitatte
Nothing will ever be accomplished...
nani mo hajimaranai
...if you just stand around waiting!
chAngE
nabikanai nagasarenai yo
I won't give in. I won't be dragged away.
ima kanjiru koto ni sunao de itai no
I want to stay honest to the way I feel now.
dareka no omoidoori ni wa sasenai wa
I won't let you tell me what to do.
chAngE
nando demo umarekawaru no
I will be reborn as many times as it takes.
kanashimi wo dakishimete
I'll take my sadness with me...
hashiridasu yo
...and run.
anata no moto ni wa
I'm past the point of no return.
mou kaerenai wa
I cannot go back to you now.
atashi wa atashirashiku
On my own terms...
I wanna chAngE
...I wanna change.
So...
What's this meeting about?
And why are all of you dressed like that?
What's wrong with it?
It's what we always wear.
Did you hit your head, Chigo?
"Chigo"? Who's that?
That's so typical of you.
Did you forget your name?
That's not what I meant!
My name is I-chi-go Ku-ro-sa-ki!
What kind of nonsense is that?
It's time.
Huh?
All right!
Let's go!
Hey, wait!
I'm not done talking!
Hey!
I've been planning to get this target for a while now.
We have to do this carefully.
It'll be all right.
After all, you came up with the plan, Urio.
It's reassuring to hear that from you, Ori Mei.
Don't you think so, Chaido?
What is this? Urio, Ori Mei, and Chaido?
They've been going on like that for a while now.
Also...
Why the hell is this giant eel pretending to be a camel?!
Are you still talking nonsense, Chigo?
Huh?
What would Bawabawa be if not a camel?
Are you all right, Chigo?
Listen, Chigo.
We're going to be sneaking into a mansion belonging to Ura Vira,
the wealthy merchant who lives in this town.
For what?
There's a legendary jewel called the Snow Crystal that is said
to be the only one of its kind in this world.
Tonight, we're going to steal it.
What, you mean we're thieves?
No, we're burglars.
Why did you re-phrase it into a lamer term?!
Amazing... These treasures look like they're from a dream.
Yeah, they really do look like they're from a dream.
Well, that's because this is all a dream.
Huh?
Anyway, it's dangerous to remain here for long.
Ignore the other things.
Let's find the Snow Crystal.
All right.
Find it? What does this Snow Crystal look like?
The Snow Crystal...
It is pure white and shiny.
If you touch it, it's as cold as snow.
It is calming and beautiful in appearance.
It is an unparalleled treasure.
That's no different from what you had imagined earlier.
You've never seen the real thing, have you?
Hey, could that be it?
Huh?
Can you open it?
Leave it to me.
Whoa...
Huh?
Only a single lamp?
Don't you think the treasure chest was pretty big for it?
Is this lamp Kon?
No, it's not Kon!
"Aladdin and the Magic Lamp."
It's a story in "Arabian Nights," or "One Thousand and One Nights."
This dream is based on that story.
Wait a second, Ishida.
What did you say just now?
What are you talking about?
My name is Urio.
I'm not talking about that!
Are the things happening right now a dream?
I've been telling you that.
You sure are obtuse.
If it wasn't a dream, there's no way that things would go this smoothly.
Right?
Yes.
Too bad, burglars.
You're trapped.
A dream... A dream, huh?
Well, that would make sense.
Ura Vira is a wealthy merchant.
He has treasures he's gathered from all over the world.
He is the richest man in this country.
And who exactly are you explaining that to?
Honestly, you burglars...
Did you think that I wouldn't be prepared for break ins?
This is such a cliché development!
Wait a second!
Laser beams?!
How easy are we on the story set up today?!
What should we do?
There's nowhere left to escape.
Damn it!
We've got to fight.
Fight?
But we're unarmed!
We're not unarmed.
See?
How do we fight with a lamp?
I know!
Perhaps this lamp is a magical lamp that'll grant us wishes.
All right, it's coming out!
Wait! It might explode!
Who summoned me?
Huh? Rukia?!
I'm not Rukia.
I'm Rukiruki!
I don't care about that!
Who are you?!
I'm busy right now.
If you don't want anything, I'm leaving!
Hey! Wait, wait, wait!
Emergency, emergency!
We've got a real emergency!
You're being a pest! What's going on?!
You're the genie of the lamp, right?
Don't you grant wishes?
Yes, I do.
What about it?
Huh?
Good work!
Now break down the door!
Please!
We're in a real jam!
Grant us a wish!
I refuse!
Because of genie law, I cannot grant wishes to people with tainted hearts!
That, and people with orange hair are out of the question!
What does the color of my hair have to do with anything?!
Dying your hair leads to delinquency!
Are genie laws like school regulations?!
Anyway, my hair isn't dyed!
No means no!
Give up!
Aww... Fine.
You're so useless.
You're probably lying about being able to grant wishes.
I'm not lying!
Then show me!
I can't break the law!
See?
You really can't do it!
I can!
Then show me!
I told you, I can't!
You really were lying!
Very well! I shall show you!
Tell me your wish!
Me, me!
I want to eat cake!
That's not something to wish for in this situation.
All right!
Wow, amazing!
See that?
My power is not fake!
Even my kid sister could make a cake!
Don't you have more impressive magic?
I can only grant you a total of three wishes.
You have two left.
And again!
That's it!
Chigo! We can't last any longer!
Hey, Rukia!
Use your remaining magic to get us the hell out of here!
"Get us the hell..."?
Is that any way to ask people for favors?!
Huh? Well... Umm...
Please.
Fine.
Here I go!
I-It's cramped.
And it stinks.
Hey, Rukia!
I'm not Rukia.
I'm Rukiruki!
I did tell you to get us out...
But why are we inside a toilet?!
I'm glad that everyone's safe!
Yeah.
For a second there, I thought we were done for.
Wait a second.
I should have used that wish to wake myself up from this dream.
What am I doing?
I went this far, so I'll grant you the last wish.
What is your last wish?
All right!
Get me out of this dream right--
I want the Snow Crystal!
A-All right.
You want the Snow Crystal, right?
Wait a second!
I summoned her, so I should get to have my wish granted!
So that's the kind of person you are, Chigo?
There are people like that...
Mu... So much for friendship.
Who cares!
This is my dream, so I can do whatever I want.
What are you talking about?!
Getting the Snow Crystal was also one of your wishes!
I don't remember ever wanting that!
I know!
We can decide with a vote!
A vote?
Who wants the Snow Crystal?
Me!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Come on out, Rukiruki.
Ow, hey! Seeleschneider!
Why?
Huh? She's not coming out.
I wonder what's wrong.
Rub rub rub...
Sheesh, finally!
She sure took her time.
Huh?
It's a different genie.
What's this? Renji is normal sized?
I'm not Renji! I'm Ren Jin!
All right, already...
We don't need you.
Just bring out Rukia!
Rukiruki...can't come here anymore.
Huh.
Rukiruki broke the laws of the Lamp Society,
so she's going to be executed.
Excuse me?
Rukiruki is going to be executed tomorrow, at noon.
Why does this sound so familiar?
And what the hell is the Lamp Society?!
It's your fault!
Rukiruki is going to be executed for granting your wishes!
I'll swallow my pride to ask you this favor!
Please save Rukiruki!
This is all so sudden...
Chigo!
Don't just stand around. Let's go!
Huh?
Why is this happening?!
So this is the Lamp Society.
That's where Rukiruki is, right?
How did I get myself mixed up in this?
What's wrong, Chigo?
Did you get carsick?
Of course not.
That's right, Ori Mei.
Huh?
This isn't a car. It's a carpet.
The correct term is carpetsickness.
Oh!
That's not the issue here!
Jeez.
All you do is complain.
Okay, already.
Now that we're here, there's no pulling back!
I'll stick with you to the end!
Well said, Chigo!
I've been waiting for those words!
Yoruichi?
Where are you looking? Over here.
Yoruichi?!
Are you surprised, Chigo?
Then who is this?
That's just a black cat.
I'll explain things from here.
Rukiruki is going to be executed at a place called the Solamp.
It is deep within the Lamp Society.
But in order to reach it, we need to get past
the Thirteen Court Lamp Squads who defend the Lamp Society.
Damn, I don't know where to begin!
Thirteen Court Lamp Squads? What the hell?!
Well, everyone, let's meet up again alive.
Roger!
Wait a second!
How are we supposed to land?
You won't die.
This is a dream, after all.
Huh?
That hurt so much I thought I was going to die!
Why can't I wake up even though it hurts so much?!
Don't tell me...
What is this?!
It's exactly the same development!
I'm sorry I said it was the same!
Normal is good! Very good!
This scene?
Where's the real Zangetsu!
There!
Wait a sec...
The real Zangetsu has a design to match this world too?
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
Ch-Chigo!
Hey.
You fool! Why didn't you come to save me earlier?!
I was about to die!
That's not what you're supposed to say.
Stop it...
I told you, I can see you, Byakuya Kuchiki.
What?!
Ambassador Seaweed?!
Big Brother...
What a lovely form.
These siblings need help.
Just hurry and take that off!
That doesn't match!
That doesn't match your image!
What is that?!
I see you like to trample on other people's pride.
I've come this far!
I'm going to see this through to the end!
You win this battle.
I did it!
It's over!
I finally awoke from my dream.
What is this?!
I still haven't woken up!
I need to wake up!
Well done, Chigo.
Thanks to you, Rukiruki was saved.
Thanks. I'm grateful.
W-Well, I had no choice.
It was nothing.
As a token of my appreciation, I'll grant you your last wish.
Now make a wish.
Oh, umm...
Could you wake him up from his dream?
Yeah. He's fought so hard.
The last wish has got to go to Chigo.
Guys...
Very well.
Wait!
The Snow Crystal!
The Snow Crystal?
Yeah.
It's white, cold and beautiful.
It's a hidden treasure.
Chigo.
Are you sure about that?
Yeah.
I'll wake up from my dream sooner or later.
In that case, I should grant you your wish.
Thank you, Chigo!
You're not very honest with your feelings.
Shut up. Have her get it for you already.
Don't regret it later.
This entire episode is nothing but regrets.
Appear, Snow Crystal, the Legendary Treasure!
Wow...
This is the Snow Crystal.
White, cold, beautiful, and...
Soft?
Huh?
Huh?!
A fishcake!
Thank goodness. It was just a dream.
I had another strange dream.
koe sae ushinattemo
Even if I was stripped of my voice...
boku wa koko de utau darou
I'd be here, singing my song.
koko kara hibike
Echo out from here!
miminari ni kesareta seijaku no yoru
The ringing in my ears stole the night's tranquility.
katachi nai mirai wo oikaketeta
I chased a future that doesn't exist...
sono te wa kuu wo tsukandekita kedo
Yet all I caught was nothing itself.
Listen to it! Listen to it!
deai ga tsumuideku merodi
The melody of the people we meet.
Listen to me! Listen to me...
oto ni kawaru
...as I become sound.
ima wa mada konna ni chiisa na kono koe ga
Though my voice is still small and meager today...
itsuka wa tsuyoku hibiiteiku kara
One day it shall gloriously resound.
Listen to it! Listen to it!
yasashiku yuriokosu merodi
The sweet melody that'll awake you from your slumber.
Listen to me! Listen to me!
kimi ga omou kimi e
My song will reach the person you want to be.
Today's episode of Bleach was made in celebration of the manga
entering its tenth year.
On behalf of the animation staff, I thank you all for your support.
Hold it!
Thanking everyone for the 10-year anniversary should be my job!
The main hero!
Illustrated Guide to Soul Reapers!
Allow me to explain today's world.
What the hell was that anyway?
It's what you would call an alternate world.
Speaking of which, a common practice to go
to an alternate world would be falling into a hole.
Therefore, it's wise not to go near a hole even if you spot one.
Oh, really?
Pay attention! I'm telling careless people like you to be careful!
Like I would! You should be the one careful not to...
Huh?